Posts Tagged ‘wolf’
Wolf Love Story
Once upon a time on a remote island on an ocean made of glass lived a chartreuse green wolf that recently became smitten with a teal wolf…
Upon meeting they knew they shared a connection kindred to possums knitting under a sun that was so in love with itself so much so that the love melted popsicles into pools of heart shaped puddles that drowned rabid squirrels and chipmunks….
They did many things together like turn the moon into everlasting candy that made wishes come true and invented paper towel lollipops and stole sunglasses from little children and made them cry…
They also had their differences like the teal wolf loved to swim in chemical and pee filled swimming pools and dream dreams of grandeur and tan all day while the chartreuse green wolf preferred real oceans and rivers and seas full of whales and dolphins and swimming bees she also loved to count stars and read minds and dreamed of being reckless like the wind…
One day she asked him if he really loved her for everything that she was… is… and would be …
He gazed at her sadly and he replied with a no…
So then she said that she had to go….
The end xo
Looking for….
Dishwasher/housecleaner/life organizer that likes jerk chicken and doesn’t mind wearing jerk chicken perfume, must sing Give It To Me by Rick James while washing dishes, must incorporate the words cloud, unicorn, bacon, and love in almost every conversation… Must be open to occasional popcorn fights and hot tub parties…Should be good at building stuff i.e. a tree house… Must like Pandas and be a really good hugger the kind of hugger that gives hugs so squishy that someones ends up peeing themselves… Must like fluorescent underwear and be able to lasso chickens and catch dandelion puffs with your lips… Must also be able to communicate with squirrels… Can make home made vodka popsicles… Also must be amicable to the idea of tandem knitting, quilting or crocheting cocoons… Ideally you can morph into a wolf, tiger, or whale….
Compensation: I can pay you with marshmallows, necklaces, art, tequila, vodka, pickles, and if there’s chemistry massages and makeouts… oh yeah and face painting…
