Elizaveta Yankelovich

~ In a tree with lots of branches , do the branches sometimes bump into other branches and then those branches that get bumped into, do they get upset or angry or maybe just a little miffed? maybe?

~ Do finger nails like to get bitten? Maybe they do? Or maybe when we don’t bite them they get sad and feel rebuffed somehow…

~ Do octopuses ever get frustrated that they have eight tentically arms? Maybe they’d like less, maybe just five, maybe less, maybe less tentically?

~Why are things that we don’t know considered somewhat special? Like Special Sauce or Special of the day?

~ Why doesn’t someone invent edible bobby pins or sunshine glass?

~ Why won’t dinosaurs make a comeback?

~ Why can’t scars and scabs come in different flavours?

~ How come cell phone don’t have a make out feature?

~ Why can’t we turn ourselves inside out?

~ When I see planes I want to grab on to them…

~ French Rabbits and Markers …. Yes Please!

~ Loving yourself is a never ending hobby…. and everybody needs a hobby…

~ If I ate my arm I know it would be yummy…

~ Do blades of grass talk to eachother?

~ How is it that I feel so alone when I’m so not?

~ Imagine if our feeling were written on our body every time we felt them…

~ I wish we only talked with our eyes….

~ Trains have an awesome sound…

~ I wanna change my name to Wildfire…

~ Do feathers have insecurities too…?

~ I wanna be a satellite, a star and a fuzzy piece of hay all at the same time…

~ I have to stop drawing on myself… actually no I don’t.

~ Oddness is sexy…

~ I’ll paint your bike for a high five and alcohol…

~ Lighting a cigarette with a glue stick doesn’t work…

~ Saran Wrap tastes gross….

~ Don’t talk … Just do it… it’s way hotter…

xo

~sometimes I think life would be far more interesting if we all lived in the ocean and the ocean was made of booze

~if I was a koala bear I would find a way to play ping pong with my ears

~franchise idea: burrito stand that wraps customer up in burrito and then you have to eat your way out

~if I were to own a brothel,  instead of regular rooms we would have air balloons

~potato chips: why isn’t there a flavour that has all the flavours in one bag?

~why hasn’t anyone invented underwear that plays music?

~it would be neat if I could replace my head with a head sized ice cream sandwich that never melts

~has mooning gone out of style cause no one seems to do it anymore?

~if the little globbies in bubble tea made people orgasm I’d be way more inclined to try one