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Oh My! Chicken Pie Mind Meanderings…

Wouldn’t life be so much better if everything we said was turned into a song…. like when I said to someone recently your chair is so comfortable… and they said …oh it’s the bum cushion… and then I sang bum cushion bum cushion bum cushion…. I dunno it just felt good….

*Sometimes I just wanna shove my face into Purple and get all purpley…

*I think every office should have a bob for apples pail set up by the water tank…. nothing big or fancy since it would have to be emptied and replenished for sanitary purposes… maybe you can get a fresh water filter… not infiltrator… filter… and why just limit oneself to apples … you can do snickers bars… pears… kumquats…

*I’d only consider getting an iPhone if :

a) It was completely indestructible … and i mean it… like if The Hulk was sleeping over and he rolled over on it and thought it was an attacking villainous  monster trying to kill us and he went all hulk on it and tried to destroy it with his big green amazing strength… I want that iPhone to stay alive.

b) If  it could do my laundry and dishes everyday.

c) If it would make out with me no matter what…. even if there was a fireball storm and it was half way across the universe and flying dragons were trying to stop it… even if a huge robot constructed out of waffles tried to stop it… even if it drowned in the sea and a mermaid tried to steal it and trade it into a  scary sorceress for legs…. even if all those things happened simultaneously and it was stuck in a pile of glue… I still expect it to come to me so I can Make out with it ridiculously and immensely with all my make out might.

*It would be amazing to have birds on my face instead of eyes…. maybe lovebirds… or wait maybe baby owls….

*I truly believe that Pom Poms are essential to Life…

*If a leaf asked me to have babies with it … I’d be down…. so so so DOWN…

*If I could be any dog I would be a Husky with one purple eye and one yellow eye and my fur would have neon black  frosty tips…

*Why not incorporate more handlicking into life… Grab a bucket of Maple Syrup or Honey or Peanut Butter or Bacon Juice or Nuttella… Dip your hand in it and lick away…. Voila ! It’s like a lollipop without the stick…. with more licking surface area…

That’s all I got…. for now….. Have a magical weekend… xo

p.s the pic above is an invention called the hair noodle holder….  I think it’s amazing I want one so I could wear it on my deck smoke butts and drink vodka out of the bottle ….