0 Comments | over a year ago

At 8:10 in the morning an egg and a broccoli head got married…

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One Morning at 8:10 am an egg and a broccoli head danced out of city hall after getting married in a small ceremony with no guests. The egg was covered in tiny little flowers and the broccoli had a smart little feather handsomely poking out of his hair. They laced their fingers together and began their honeymoonday of love… humming and slowly strolling .. they bought a frozen yogurt machine and filled it up with helium and spit and tied a string to it and continued on their journey with the machine floating above them… then they went to a pet store and discreetly freed all the animals whilst pocketing all the hamsters for a later plan…. then they ran to the river and covered their eyes with leaves and twirled round and round while frogs sang ballads and turtles clipped their toenails to the beat…. then they lay together in the sun counting the clouds guessing which one is in love or not….then they released the hamsters from their pockets on lily pads after donning a new hat made of spicy french fries and rubber elastics on each one of their heads….then the day was ending and they calmly hugged and squeezed in the sunset… they gazed in eachother’s eyeballs and willed eachother’s eyelashes to grow super long….then they lay still and stared at the moon while psychically kissing and impregnating eachother. The end.

 

 

0 Comments | over two years ago

Wolf Love Story

Once upon a time on a remote island on an ocean made of glass lived a chartreuse green wolf that recently became smitten with a teal wolf…

Upon meeting they knew they shared a connection kindred to possums knitting under a sun that was so in love with itself so much so that the love melted popsicles into pools of heart shaped puddles that drowned rabid squirrels and chipmunks….

They did many things together like turn the moon into everlasting candy that made wishes come true and invented paper towel lollipops and stole sunglasses from little children and made them cry…

They also had their differences like the teal wolf loved to swim in chemical and pee filled swimming pools and dream dreams of grandeur and tan all day while the chartreuse green wolf preferred real oceans and rivers and seas full of whales and dolphins and swimming bees she also loved to count stars and read minds and dreamed of being reckless like the wind…

One day she asked him if he really loved her for everything that she was… is… and would be …

He gazed at her sadly and he replied with a no…

So then she said that she had to go….

The end xo

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