Posts Tagged ‘lion’
If I were a Leaf….
If I were a leaf…
~I’d whisper in the ears of caterpillars and say things like ” Ketchup chips are amazing when they are dipped in butterscotch!” & ” Kittens should do sit-ups everyday so that the stars stay in the sky!”…
~I’d paint myself with liquid paper and imagine that I’m a ghost and scare all the other leaves and make them pee…
~I’d eat raindrops and then spit them out and then catch my spit and make it rain again…
~I’d insist that the other leaves play footsie with me all the time until I was tired and fell asleep…
~I would eat lotion in the ocean…
~I would tease squirrels by throwing peanut butter flavored stink bombs at them…
~I’d lick a lot of stamps…
~I’d make a little shelter for myself made out of tea bags that smelled like bananas dipped in glue…
~I’d see how many pennies I could swallow…
~I’d try to kiss a Lion’s nose….
If I were a Leaf…
The Heart Of A Lion
There once was a lion who thought that his heart was missing…
He looked everywhere for it… he asked the pandas if they had seen it….he asked the flamingos if they had seen it… they hadn’t… he was sad….then he went for a swim and met a lioness near the river… she was also sad because she also thought she had no heart…he gently approached her and they gazed into each others eyes…then the lion leaned in and gave the lioness a butterfly kiss that lasted 32 minutes….then all of a sudden there was a spark of lightning above them and they both morphed into one huge giant rainbow love heart that floated away into the sky with butterflies chasing behind it…..The End.
