Posts Tagged ‘leaf’
If I were a Leaf….
If I were a leaf…
~I’d whisper in the ears of caterpillars and say things like ” Ketchup chips are amazing when they are dipped in butterscotch!” & ” Kittens should do sit-ups everyday so that the stars stay in the sky!”…
~I’d paint myself with liquid paper and imagine that I’m a ghost and scare all the other leaves and make them pee…
~I’d eat raindrops and then spit them out and then catch my spit and make it rain again…
~I’d insist that the other leaves play footsie with me all the time until I was tired and fell asleep…
~I would eat lotion in the ocean…
~I would tease squirrels by throwing peanut butter flavored stink bombs at them…
~I’d lick a lot of stamps…
~I’d make a little shelter for myself made out of tea bags that smelled like bananas dipped in glue…
~I’d see how many pennies I could swallow…
~I’d try to kiss a Lion’s nose….
If I were a Leaf…
Top Ten Morph Choices…..
I was thinking how it would be so lovely if I could morph into anything I wanted….anytime I wanted… every two minutes even ….If I could I would and I would do it all the time …everywhere I go…..everywhere I am…my top ten morph choices for today are…..la la la …
1. wind
2. waterfall
3. kiss
4. dandelion
5. wolf
6. fox
7. leaf in a tree
8. violin
9. kitten with wings
