Elizaveta Yankelovich

**note**

Don’t be sad that you didn’t think of this idea first, it’s not about that, you can totally own this trend, make it happen in your life. Cause let’s face it you need this, we need this, the universe needs this.

Why Food on Your Face is a Magnificent Idea.

1-The obvious first reason … Food on your face = immediate snacking fulfillment. Hungry? Hell swipe something off your face and pop it in your mouth. Yum. Right?

2- Sometimes you want to have a close friendly encounter with a wolf, bear, llama or _____ (fill in cute cuddly animal of your choice) … Well now easy peeeesy food on your face = instant animal attraction …

3- Art Inspired? Dudes the options are endless here… press your food laden face on anything… mirrors, trucks, trains, streetcars, garage doors, cement poles… whatever do it… make art with your face.

4- Have you ever felt violent? Like someone just pissed you off because they shoved a pregnant woman to get the last empty seat on the bus? well shit. Just take some food off your face and shove it in their eye. Pick something that stings for extra asshole effect.

5-This is for the chiquitas. Fuck Make up. Slap some club sammies and jelly on your face and you are good to go.

6- This is for the Mamacitas. You will ALWAYS have a snack for your kids. ALWAYS.

7-This is the last most ultimate reason why food on your face is the best idea EVER. Wearing food on your face is RAD. It’s Fucking AMAZING. Your life would be a 1 000 000 times better. DO it. Take pictures, roll down hills with it, run through fields with it, go bowling with it, steal ice cream from jerks with it, make out in barns with it….

Your welcome. xo

~ I wish I had a big cuddly bear that lived in my purse that I can hug whenever I felt like…
~ I wish I could transform into a fat meatball and roll down stuff like hills and volcanoes and sunrays…
~ I wish I was a mermaid covered in juice that tasted like diamonds and gold and made all the fishies nibble me all over…
~ I wish that bricks were actually made of gum…
~ I wish I was a hot werewolf…
~ I wish that birds were actually club sandwiches…
~ I wish that every morning I could re-enact that scene from Ghost where Patrick Swayze and Demi Moore make a clay pot and cover themselves with clay but instead of clay I want to use caramel, sprinkles and duct tape…
~ I wish that my hair smelled like bacon…
~ I wish that breasts didn’t migrate…
~ I wish that every workplace had an allocated two hour make-out break…
~ I wish I had a cloudcopter…
~ I wish I was a stallion wrangler…
~ The End xo