Elizaveta Yankelovich

One Morning at 8:10 am an egg and a broccoli head danced out of city hall after getting married in a small ceremony with no guests. The egg was covered in tiny little flowers and the broccoli had a smart little feather handsomely poking out of his hair. They laced their fingers together and began their honeymoonday of love… humming and slowly strolling .. they bought a frozen yogurt machine and filled it up with helium and spit and tied a string to it and continued on their journey with the machine floating above them… then they went to a pet store and discreetly freed all the animals whilst pocketing all the hamsters for a later plan…. then they ran to the river and covered their eyes with leaves and twirled round and round while frogs sang ballads and turtles clipped their toenails to the beat…. then they lay together in the sun counting the clouds guessing which one is in love or not….then they released the hamsters from their pockets on lily pads after donning a new hat made of spicy french fries and rubber elastics on each one of their heads….then the day was ending and they calmly hugged and squeezed in the sunset… they gazed in eachother’s eyeballs and willed eachother’s eyelashes to grow super long….then they lay still and stared at the moon while psychically kissing and impregnating eachother. The end.

One day Mr. Fox went for a stroll through a valley of butterflies… he very much liked the valley of butterflies because when they flew by his whiskers it felt like kisses that tasted like lemon tarts…on this particular day he lay down in the long grass and stared at the sky watching the clouds float by… he fell asleep dreaming of love, rainbows and other fancy things…like shoes, boats, shiny cars and disco lights…while he was dreaming the sun began to set and he shivered a little knowing he must awake…when he slowly opened his eyes bright lights beamed through his lashes above him was the cutest furry kitten standing there… She had big brown eyes that sent lightning bolts to melt his heart… he instantly felt close to her and smiled shyly wanting to reveal all his dreams to her… she curled up to him and snuggled into his fur… she whispered his future and made him an origami walkmans out of lucky paper that you could lick and stick…he gazed deeply into her eyes and saw strawberry pies and rain made of gold chains and diamonds that fell from the skies… that night when the moon danced over their heads they made babies beside a fire in a marshmallow bed…they now live together in a hut made of glass so they could see each other every moment in time…they learned to kiss with their eyes…they painted each others thighs… then they died…their spirits intertwined…