Elizaveta Yankelovich

Dear Summer, I love you so much so that I want to lie with you in the park and stare up at the leaves in the trees and make up stories about little mini penguins that live in the clouds and make out with ducks….I want us to share slushies and pour them down each others throats and then stick the straws in our nose and pretend we are walruses on acid…I want to sing you a song about dancing coconuts and bananas…I want to buy a ridiculously large bag of sour keys and make a mosaic all over your body…. I want to walk through a dog park with you and make a wish on every single pile of dog poo… I want to hold hands and jump over waves in the ocean… I want us to look for jellyfish together and put them in our pants…. I want us to gaze at the stars together while licking peanut butter lollipops and blow kisses to the moon…I want to roll in the hay with you Summer and get Barnyard Sexual….then we shall have little human – summer babies and they can have your last name if you want… and we can put our little ones in our rocket ship bike and fill it up with edible play doh and create rather large monsters that spit cheeseburgers out of their mouths that we could catch while jumping on a trampoline…. Oh Summer we can get chickens and pile them up on one another and then catch them when they fall…we could eat rainbows and feel up the rain …. we could make pancakes that fly and tie our shoelaces together and eat hot dogs and go mini-putting and play frisbee…. we can watch each other brush our teeth and floss… we can make cheese from scratch…. we can grow a ginger tree and live in it forever and suck on freezies….we can lick each others armpits and count our eyelashes…. I love you Summer more than you will ever know……. love and salutations and loads and loads of french kisses,  me xo

On a mountain made of green tea ice cream lived a little baby dog… his name was Thor Zorax Lightning… He shared his home with 5 little bunnies Garlic, Pistachio, Sunshine, Falcor and French Fry, two chickens Gloria and Estefan, and a horse named Optimus Prime… They all lived in a Tree house in a banana tree that grew elastic colored bananas that sang in the wind…. The Tree house was very large and very comfortable and was always filled with yummy treats… it had lickable walls that tasted like unicorn kisses and all the water from the taps was green tea flavored cause it was sourced from the mountain…

One day Thor decided he wanted to marry a cloud… but first he had to catch one’s attention…woo it … and make it fall in love with him …. so he sat with his friends and they put their cute little noggins together to plan the wooing of the cloud … Feeling confidant Thor began his wooing  … He got on the Tree House roof trampoline and jumped as high as he could …. every time he reached the cloud he kissed it full on the lips….jump…kiss….jump… kiss….jump …kiss…. then he lassoed the cloud with tied strips of bacon and nudged it into the alley behind the Tree House which he had covered in rose petals and sparkles and after a mad make out he handed the cloud a sparkler that could recite every single Rick Astley Lyric in existence even the unpublished ones…. then he took the cloud on a boat ride in a lagoon made of recycled tie dye condom balloons and gave her a massage and a piña colada and then braided her hair and nibbled her ear… Thor was so enamoured with the cloud… he couldn’t get enough… he built the cloud a tree house made out of clouds and he added some corn on the cob with a little ribbon of chocolate as an accent…. One night when they were both sitting on the Tree House veranda listening to The Fugees sipping on some gin ‘n juice eating cheese shaped hearts …Thor popped the question… he slipped a ring on the cloud that he had made with bubble gum bubbles with kisses inserted into the middle that popped in your face every few hours and then he would replace them with fresher kiss filled bubble gum bubbles…. The cloud smiled at Thor and popped a cheese heart in her mouth and then pulled it back out and revealed a cheese sculpture of two lions mating…. the rest is blissful history filled with love, baby Thorclouds and cheese… For the wedding the bunnies Garlic, Pistachio, Sunshine, Falcor and French Fry made sombreros out of their poo… that smelled like clovers … the chickens Gloria and Estefan laid eggs that could fly while they skipped double dutch in hot pants…. and Optimus Prime made the yummiest coleslaw that was so neon green that the whole universe could see a glowing mountain glowing glowingly in a neon green coleslaw kind of way…. The End xo