Elizaveta Yankelovich

~ I wish I had a big cuddly bear that lived in my purse that I can hug whenever I felt like…
~ I wish I could transform into a fat meatball and roll down stuff like hills and volcanoes and sunrays…
~ I wish I was a mermaid covered in juice that tasted like diamonds and gold and made all the fishies nibble me all over…
~ I wish that bricks were actually made of gum…
~ I wish I was a hot werewolf…
~ I wish that birds were actually club sandwiches…
~ I wish that every morning I could re-enact that scene from Ghost where Patrick Swayze and Demi Moore make a clay pot and cover themselves with clay but instead of clay I want to use caramel, sprinkles and duct tape…
~ I wish that my hair smelled like bacon…
~ I wish that breasts didn’t migrate…
~ I wish that every workplace had an allocated two hour make-out break…
~ I wish I had a cloudcopter…
~ I wish I was a stallion wrangler…
~ The End xo

~sometimes I think life would be far more interesting if we all lived in the ocean and the ocean was made of booze

~if I was a koala bear I would find a way to play ping pong with my ears

~franchise idea: burrito stand that wraps customer up in burrito and then you have to eat your way out

~if I were to own a brothel,  instead of regular rooms we would have air balloons

~potato chips: why isn’t there a flavour that has all the flavours in one bag?

~why hasn’t anyone invented underwear that plays music?

~it would be neat if I could replace my head with a head sized ice cream sandwich that never melts

~has mooning gone out of style cause no one seems to do it anymore?

~if the little globbies in bubble tea made people orgasm I’d be way more inclined to try one