Elizaveta Yankelovich

**note**

Don’t be sad that you didn’t think of this idea first, it’s not about that, you can totally own this trend, make it happen in your life. Cause let’s face it you need this, we need this, the universe needs this.

Why Food on Your Face is a Magnificent Idea.

1-The obvious first reason … Food on your face = immediate snacking fulfillment. Hungry? Hell swipe something off your face and pop it in your mouth. Yum. Right?

2- Sometimes you want to have a close friendly encounter with a wolf, bear, llama or _____ (fill in cute cuddly animal of your choice) … Well now easy peeeesy food on your face = instant animal attraction …

3- Art Inspired? Dudes the options are endless here… press your food laden face on anything… mirrors, trucks, trains, streetcars, garage doors, cement poles… whatever do it… make art with your face.

4- Have you ever felt violent? Like someone just pissed you off because they shoved a pregnant woman to get the last empty seat on the bus? well shit. Just take some food off your face and shove it in their eye. Pick something that stings for extra asshole effect.

5-This is for the chiquitas. Fuck Make up. Slap some club sammies and jelly on your face and you are good to go.

6- This is for the Mamacitas. You will ALWAYS have a snack for your kids. ALWAYS.

7-This is the last most ultimate reason why food on your face is the best idea EVER. Wearing food on your face is RAD. It’s Fucking AMAZING. Your life would be a 1 000 000 times better. DO it. Take pictures, roll down hills with it, run through fields with it, go bowling with it, steal ice cream from jerks with it, make out in barns with it….

Your welcome. xo

~ In a tree with lots of branches , do the branches sometimes bump into other branches and then those branches that get bumped into, do they get upset or angry or maybe just a little miffed? maybe?

~ Do finger nails like to get bitten? Maybe they do? Or maybe when we don’t bite them they get sad and feel rebuffed somehow…

~ Do octopuses ever get frustrated that they have eight tentically arms? Maybe they’d like less, maybe just five, maybe less, maybe less tentically?

~Why are things that we don’t know considered somewhat special? Like Special Sauce or Special of the day?

~ Why doesn’t someone invent edible bobby pins or sunshine glass?

~ Why won’t dinosaurs make a comeback?

~ Why can’t scars and scabs come in different flavours?

~ How come cell phone don’t have a make out feature?

~ Why can’t we turn ourselves inside out?

~ When I see planes I want to grab on to them…

~ French Rabbits and Markers …. Yes Please!

~ Loving yourself is a never ending hobby…. and everybody needs a hobby…

~ If I ate my arm I know it would be yummy…

~ Do blades of grass talk to eachother?

~ How is it that I feel so alone when I’m so not?

~ Imagine if our feeling were written on our body every time we felt them…

~ I wish we only talked with our eyes….

~ Trains have an awesome sound…

~ I wanna change my name to Wildfire…

~ Do feathers have insecurities too…?

~ I wanna be a satellite, a star and a fuzzy piece of hay all at the same time…

~ I have to stop drawing on myself… actually no I don’t.

~ Oddness is sexy…

~ I’ll paint your bike for a high five and alcohol…

~ Lighting a cigarette with a glue stick doesn’t work…

~ Saran Wrap tastes gross….

~ Don’t talk … Just do it… it’s way hotter…

xo